goodbye for now ♥ .
Monday, June 19, 2006 1:13 PM
Sex in a boat = OargasmsSex with a nerd = DorkgasmsSex at the entrance to your house = DoorgasmsSex on the carpet or linoleum = FloorgasmsSex at the supermarket = StoregasmsSex with wild pigs = BoargasmsSex at a Stephen King movie = HorrorgasmsSex with a prostitue = WhoregasmsSex with a storyteller = LoregasmsSex with an accountant = BoregasmsSex while sleeping = SnoregasmsSex with Arthur = Dudley MooregasmsSex with cartoon donkeys = EeyoregasmsSex while broke = PoorgasmsSex with a lion = RoargasmsSex for hours and hours on end = SoregasmsSex on a golf course = ForegasmsSex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for MoregasmsSex in a gold mine = OregasmsSex with a dermatologist = PoregasmsSex with the vice president = Al GoregasmsSex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasmsSex with a bullfighter = ToreadorgasmsSex with a masked man carrying a sword = ZorogasmsSex on the beach = ShoregasmsSex when you get an award = HonogasmsSex at an all you can eat buffet = SmorgasbordgasmsSex on a cruise ship deck = ShuffleboardgasmsSex in Asia = SingaporegasmsSex among the wonders of the world = OutdoorgasmsSex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasmsSex on the way to the train = All aboardgasmsSex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasmsSex during hay fever season = SporegasmsSex using plastic cutlery = SporkgasmsSex with a Medieval poet = TroubadorgasmsSex in an adult theater = HardcoregasmsSex with conquering Spaniards = ConquistadorgasmsSex with someone not paying attention = IgnorgasmsSex with a competitive partner = scoregasmsSex in a firehouse = FiredoorgasmsSex with an Icelandic singer = BjorkgasmsSex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly ShoregasmsSex with a cookie = OreogasmsSex while flying = SoargasmsSex with a bugle player = HorngasmsSex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = AbortgasmsSex with a beloved partner = AdoregasmsSex with a meat eater = CarnivoregasmsSex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = PompadoregasmsSex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = VelourgasmsSex while sightseeing = TourgasmsSex with a big dog = LabradorgasmsSex with Beavs and Butthead = GonnascoregasmsSex during an earthquake = TremorgasmsSex on farm implements = TractorgasmsSex with Thomas Edison = InventorgasmsSex with a construction worker = ContractorgasmsSex at a symphony orchestra = ConductorgasmsSex with a person who examines dead bodies = CoronergasmsSex on the stairs at the mall = EscalatorgasmsSex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = LiquorgasmsSex with a possessive partner = YourgasmsSex with Frankenstein's assistant = IgorgasmsSex with three of your friends = FourgasmsSex with a Norse God = ThorgasmsSex when resistance is futile = BorggasmsSex without a climax = Nogasms
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